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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

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LEXIPHILES: WHOEVER PUT THESE TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE:
 
 
 

·         To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
 
·         When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
 
·         A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
·         When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
 
·         The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

·         The batteries were given out free of charge.
 
·         A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

·         A will is a dead giveaway.

Thanks Penny

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