NOW REPEAT AFTER ME

Okay, so this is how I imagine the conversation went: 

Walmart Employee:  'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?' 

Customer: 'I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.' 

Walmart Employee: 'Lemme ax what you want on da cake?' 

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.  

You can't fix stupid.Wal-Mart Cake .

Thanks Kerry