Australian Love Poem.....

Australian Love Poem 
Of course I love ya darlin 
You're a bloody top-notch bird 
And when I say you're gorgeous 
I mean every single word 

So ya bum is on the big side 
I don't mind a bit of flab 
It means that when I'm ready 
There's somethin' there to grab 

So your belly isn't flat no more 
I tell ya, I don't care 
So long as when I cuddle ya 
I can get my arms round there 

No Sheila who is your age 
Has nice round perky breasts 
They just gave in to gravity 
But I know ya did ya best 

I'm tellin' ya the truth now 
I never tell ya lies 
I think it’s very sexy 
That you've got dimples on ya thighs 

I swear on me nanna's grave now 
The moment that we met 
I thought you was as good as 
I was ever gonna get 

No matter what u look like 
I'll always love ya dear 
Now shut up while the cricket’s on 
And fetch another beer..

Thanks Heidi