You may live in Canada…

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,  You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, You may live in Canada ..

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,  You may live in Canada .

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,  You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,  You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada .

Thanks Kerry