At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that
he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.
There was a hush within the congregation.
No one wanted him to leave because he was so popular.
Fred Silverstein, who owned several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline,
stood up and proclaimed "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighed in appreciation and applaued.
Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stood up and said,
"If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Estelle Rubin, age 88, stood up and announced with a smile,
"If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"
There was total silence.
The rabbi, blushing, asked her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and
holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replied:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw him.'"
he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.
There was a hush within the congregation.
No one wanted him to leave because he was so popular.
Fred Silverstein, who owned several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline,
stood up and proclaimed "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighed in appreciation and applaued.
Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stood up and said,
"If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Estelle Rubin, age 88, stood up and announced with a smile,
"If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"
There was total silence.
The rabbi, blushing, asked her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and
holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replied:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw him.'"
Thanks Randy
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