Driver's License
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when
he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming
to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn
chair. "My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes" he replied, "I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore." "The last
time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a driving licence.
I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the
licence into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket". "You won't be needing
this anymore", he said. "So I thanked him and left."
Thanks Kerry
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