Grampa

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather,

who was working in the yard and asked him,

"Grampa, what is couple sex?"

 

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask

such a question, but decided that if she's old enough

to know to ask the question, then she's old enough

to get a straight answer.?? Steeling himself to leave

nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about

human reproduction and the joys and

responsibilities of intercourse.

 

When he finished explaining, the little girl was

looking at him with her mouth hanging open,

eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather

asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

 

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that

dinner will be ready in just a couple secs

Thanks Norman