Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.
 


  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

     +Tourist:                                                      $5.00

     +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

   +Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00

   +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


Thanks Richard