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Monday, October 3, 2016

Hookers union

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in 
Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 
"Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down 
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the 
Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed
to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, 
she's next."

Thanks Maria

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