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Thursday, October 20, 2016

When the Amish encounter a lift

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'



While the boy and his father were watching with  amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the  moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the  lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and  the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls  light up sequentially.


They continued to watch until it reached the last  number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse  order.


The doors  opened and a young blonde stepped  out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young  woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

 Thanks kerry

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