The erection

You've seen the commercials -“An erection lasting more than 4 hours.…”
  
 
 
But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more
than 4 hours?
 
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.  The woman I was talking to said that she
was the only pharmacist as she and her sister owned the
store, and there were no male employees. She then asked if
she could help me.
 
I said that I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist.  
 
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I
could be confident that she would treat me with a high level
of professionalism.
 
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough
for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last
more than four hours.  It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could
give me for it?”
 
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".
 
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length
and this is the absolute best we can do:
 
...1/3 ownership in the store,
 
...a company pickup truck,
 
...a king size bed, and
 
...$3,000 a month in living expenses." 

Thanks Shirley