Not engaging brain before opening mouth.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE:

"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: 

"Why not?  Don't you like being married?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Of course I do.."

 

WIFE:

"Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

 

HUSBAND:

"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE:

"You would?" (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND:

(makes audible groan)

 

WIFE: 

"Would you live in our house?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Sure, it's a great house."

 

WIFE:

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Where else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: 

"Would you let her drive my car?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Probably, it is almost new."

 

WIFE: 

"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 

HUSBAND:

"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE:

"Would you give her my jewelery?"

 

HUSBAND:

"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE: 

"Would you take her golfing with you?"

 

HUSBAND: 

"Yes, those are always good times."

 

WIFE:

"Would she use my clubs?"

 

HUSBAND: 

"No, she's left-handed."

 

WIFE: --

silence –

 

HUSBAND...thought for the day: "Shit."

 

Thanks Ivan