Something to consider

 

A "Brief" Comparison
 The reason why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies",
  while undergarments for old people are called "Depends":
  When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.
  When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will !

Thanks Bernie