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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Morris Schwartz


 
Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed.  He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:
 
"Bernie, I want you to  take the Beverly Hills houses."
 
"Sybil, take the apartments  over in Los Angeles Plaza."
 
"Hymie, I want you to take the  offices over in City Center ."
 
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take  all the residential buildings downtown"
 
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife,  "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man  to have accumulated so much property."
 
Sarah replies, "Property?...the schmuck had a newspaper route."
 
Thanks Ellen

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