Cuckoo Clock

 

This has been around before but it always makes me smile !!

 

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
around 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that
one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,
he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
'oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and
farted.

 

Thanks Sam/Ellen