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Friday, July 19, 2013

Words

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun. 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.

And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
 Thanks Penny

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