1. When I die, bury me on the golf course, so my husband will visit .
Author Unknown
2. I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
Author Unknown
2. I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
Author Unknown
3. I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted.
3. I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted.
Author Unknown
4. They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
4. They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
Raymond Floyd
5. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
5. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
Pete Dye (His golf courses reflect this belief!!!)
6. Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
6. Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
7. It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
7. It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
8. Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
8. Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey
9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
10. Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
10. Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
12. Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
12. Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan
13. Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.
The end.
13. Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.
The end.
Chuck Hogan
14. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
14. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
15. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
15. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
16. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
16. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
17. Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the
purpose.
17. Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the
purpose.
Woodrow Wilson
18. A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible .
18. A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible .
Author Unknown
19. Gone golfin' ... be back about dark thirty.
19. Gone golfin' ... be back about dark thirty.
Author Unknown
20. Born to golf. Forced to work.
20. Born to golf. Forced to work.
Author Unknown
21. My body is here, but my mind has already teed off .
21. My body is here, but my mind has already teed off .
Author Unknown
22. Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
22. Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret
23. May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters.
23. May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters.
Author Unknown
24. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
24. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
Author Unknown
25. The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
25. The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
26. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
26. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
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