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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Sunday Afternoon ( Scots ) Humour - on heart Surgery

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but blood was requested in case the need arises.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out


Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type.

The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
 
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again .

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

Thanks Randy

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