Little Johnny

For the Johnny lovers out there.

                                                *Subject: 2+2+2=7*

                                               *You gotta love him!*

**Teacher**: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?*

**Johnny**: Seven, Sir.*

**Teacher**: No, listen carefully.*  

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?*

**Johnny**: Seven*

**Teacher**: Let me put it to you differently.   If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?*

**Johnny**: Six.*

*Teacher**: Good.  Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?*

**Johnny**: Seven!!!*

**A very angry Teacher**: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?*

**A very angry Johnny**: Because,....I've already got a f#@%in' cat!!!**

Thanks Ralph