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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Art of The Deal...


      A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed 
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, 
I would like to demonstrate the very latest 
in high-powered vacuum cleaners. 
''Go away!'' said the old lady.
''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''
and she proceeded to close the door.
  Quick as a flash, the young man wedged
his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. 
  ''Not until 
you have at least seen my demonstration.''  
And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
 Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove 
All traces of this horse manure from your carpet, 
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well , let me get you a fork, 'cause 
Hydro One  cut off my electricity this morning ! "

Thanks Randy

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