Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips."The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."