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Monday, February 6, 2017

Confessional Box

A  guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.  He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.  There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments. 

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot.  You're on my side".

Thanks Randy

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