Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. Here is a perfect example.
A man asked, "In what aisle would I find the Newfy sausage?"
The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfy sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Hardware."
The First Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.