What's Wrong Honey?

In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat
> ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some
> discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
> 
> She replies, "My head hurts."
> 
> Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
> 
> "Yes," she says.
> 
> Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
> 
> "Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses
> he lips.
> 
> "Is it better now?"
> 
> "Much better."
> 
> "Anywhere else?"
> 
> She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her
> neck.
> 
> Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the
> young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"

Thanks Randy