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Sunday, June 12, 2016

How a marriage works!

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,  although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and  party with his old buddies 

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different  kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany ,  Holland ,< 
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could  think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the know...they have  frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him  by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was  getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the   Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be  long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took  out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,  mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, d irty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your  goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are M ARRIED   now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

........and, they lived happily ever after.

Thanks Randy

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