- My friend in Edmonton just received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Calgary CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Mormons are now just getting by with only one wife.
- Alberta McDonald's are now selling a 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Alberta.
- Formerly rich parents in Calgary are now firing their nannies and are busy learning their children's names.
- A truckload of Albertans was recently caught sneaking into Mexico.
- And some Albertans have already left for Yuma, Arizona, to save on heating costs and have better access to cheap booze and to find a safe way to sneak into Mexico before Trump builds his wall.
Thanks Norman
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