Tom is a slender middle aged single man. He has worked at a LCBO store in a large city as a Manager for the last 30 years.
The stress is starting to get to him and he decides it's time to get out of the rat race by taking early retirement.
He moves to Alaska and buys 10 acres of land as far away from humanity as possible. He sees the Postman once a
week and buys groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After about 8 months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens the door to see a large
bearded man standing there.
"Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Havin' a party Friday night, thought you might like to
come at about 5:00 P.M."
"Great", says Tom, "after 8 months, it's starting to get a little lonely out here. I'm ready to start meeting some local folks,
thank you"
As Cliff turns and starts to walk away, he stops and says "gotta warn you, be some drinking"
"Not a problem", says Tom, "after 30 years in the business, I can drink with the best of them"
Again, as the big man starts to walk away, he stops and says, "More 'n' likely gonna be some
fightin' too"
Tom says, "well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again"
"More likely, be some wild sex, too"
" Now that's not really going to be a problem", says Tom, warming up to the idea, "I've been alone for 8 months, I
definitely will be there. By the way, Cliff, what should I wear"
" Don't much matter, just gonna be the two of us"
Thanks Joe Y
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