Dress Code!

Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how we should  present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and  whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. 

And for  those of you receiving this who are nowhere near 50 yet, keep reading anyway.

. . you'll be there.

 

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations

DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

 

1. A nose ring and bifocals

  2. Spiked hair and bald spots

  3. A pierced tongue and dentures

  4. Miniskirts and support hose

  5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

  6. Speedos and cellulite

  7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

  8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

  9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

  10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

  11. Bikinis and liver spots

  12. Short shorts and varicose veins

  13. In-line skates and a walker

  And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

  14. A thong and Depends

 

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

 

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might

as well dance!!!!

 

Thanks Shirl