LAWYER vs COP

Irish  cop    
               
                    A  London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an  Irish cop. He thinks that he is much smarter than any cop  because he is a lawyer from LONDON, and is certain that he  has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to  prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's  expense!                                                                               Irish  cop says,"License and registration,  please."                  London  Lawyer says, "What  for?"                  Irish  cop says, "Ye didn't come to a complete stop at the stop  sign."                  London  Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was  coming."                  Irish  cop says, "Ye still didn't come to a complete stop.  License and registration, please, sir."                    London  Lawyer says, "What's the bloody difference?" 

      Irish  cop says, "The difference is, the sign says stop, not slow  down, so, ye havte come to a complete stop, that's the  law. License and registration,  please!"                    London  Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference  between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and  registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let  me go and don't give me the  ticket."                  Irish  cop says, "Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle,  sir."                  The  London Lawyer exits his  vehicle.                  The  Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the  living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Now, ye arsehole, do ye want me to stop, completely, or just slow  down?"

 

Thanks Richard