A Wife went missing.......

A husband went to the sheriffs department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I am not sure.  A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: I do not know.  Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I do not remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and Bubba floor mats.  Trailering package with gold hitch.  DVD with navigation,21-channel CB radio,  six cup holders,  and four power outlets.  Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.  Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy.  We'll find your truck. 

Thanks Richard