The Text Message

A man received the following text from his neighbour:Neighbour: I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife,day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. 

I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in.

Neighbour: Bloody auto correct!  I meant "wi-fi", not "wife" . . .

 

Thanks Ralph