1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS.
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
woman's husband.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state
their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state
their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate …
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra
weight live longer than the men who mention it.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra
weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Thanks Norman
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