Coolest Cowboy Headstone Contest Results

COWBOY TOMB STONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Cowboy Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are as follows:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time
to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be
with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each
other or you could end up dead like me.

Thanks Joe