Total Pageviews

Saturday, September 10, 2011

COINCIDENCE





COINCIDENCE 
A chicken  farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a  woman and
Ordered a  glass of champagne...

The woman perks up  and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
Glass of  champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the  farmer says. 'This is a special day for
Me.... I  am celebrating'

'This is a special day  for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the  woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the  farmer! As they clinked glasses the
Man  asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My  husband and I have been trying to have a child  and today my
Gynecologist  told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a  coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken  farmer and for years
All of my  hens were infertile, but today they are all  laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!'  says the woman. 'How did your chickens become  fertile?'

'I used a different rooster,' he  replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What  a coincidence.'
 



Thanks Norman... I had to edit it since my 8 year old granddaughter reads my blog

No comments:

Post a Comment