Smoking, drinking, and unmarried sex

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking
and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven.  The woman said she
would try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when
I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer, my boyfriend caught
sight of my butt.  He pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one
side and made love to me right then and there."

"They don’t like that in heaven,” God said.

The woman replied, "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"

Thanks Norman