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Monday, April 16, 2018

Gotta love honesty!



                      Letter to my Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. 
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the 
day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. 
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter  I can and will do this.


Sincerely, 
Every Senator or Congressman 
running for re-election

Thanks Kerry

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