A Golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn in St Andrew’s golf course.A Groundskeeper shouts “Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s Shite and Pish!"The Golfer replies, ”My good fellow. I’m from England. Could repeat that for me in English"The Keeper replies, “ I said use two hands - you will spill less that way"
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