FOR ALL THE LADIES I KNOW THAT DRIVE ALONE!

  
I had a flat tire on the 401 yesterday; so, I pulled over,   

got out of the car and opened my trunk.   
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them

and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming

traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking

at the men which made it much safer for me to work on

the side of the road.
People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a

police car pulled up behind me.   
He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I

calmly explained that I was changing my flat.

He told me he could see that, but demanded to know

what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing

at the rear of my car.
I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him ...   
Well, I explained to the angry Policeman ...   
They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!  

I go to court in MARCH.
(Damn Police. No sense of humor.)

        Thanks Randy