TUESDAY or 2's DAY

* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food

bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.



* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?



* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like

throwing it?



* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?



* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?



* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be

called double V?



* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years

to fully work.



* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty



* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".



* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard

as trying to win.



* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.



* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.



* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in

1953 are probably dead.



* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get

the answer to each of them.



* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.



* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than

there were before.



* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".



(It actually does fall on a Tuesday!!)

Thanks Randy