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Monday, September 11, 2017

Confucius did not say

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .  
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

Thanks Norman

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