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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

An Airline Moment !!!

Hellooo there !!
An Interesting story !!
Cheers !! Jg,,,
 
 

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits
down at the table next to him.

He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty
flight attendant.    So he decides to have a go at picking her up by
identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

'To Fly. To Serve'?

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:

'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says:

'What the fuck do you want?'

'Aha!' he says

"Air Canada ".

Thanks John G

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