Whether
Conservative,
Liberal
or
Labour , I
think
you'll get
a kick out of
this!
Alittle boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the
administrator of the money,
so we
call her the Government.
We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the
People.
The nanny, we will
consider her the WorkingClass.
And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying,
so he
gets up to check on him.
He finds that the
baby
has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes
to his parent's room
and
finds his mother asleep.
Not
wanting to wake her,
he goes
to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked,
he
peeks in the keyhole and
sees
his father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes
back tobed.
The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father,
'Dad,
I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says,
'Good, son, tell me in
your own words
what you think politics is all
about.'
The little boy replies,
'The
Prime Minister
is
screwing the Working Class
while
the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored
and
the Future is in deep shit.'
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