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Friday, July 17, 2015

THE NEIGHBOR

'Life is better when you are happy, but life is best when
other people are happy because of you'

 
                           
She's single... She's shapely ...She lives  right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen  window.

I watched as she got home from work this  evening.  I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my  driveway and knocked on the
door.

I opened the door,  she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong  urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
make love.  Are  you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm  free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really  sucks!

Thanks Richard  

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