BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

 

 

A  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer.
  There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching.

 

'I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier my  mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

 

'Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
--Melanie, 7 years  old

 

'My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it  and takes  her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very  funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

 

''My  Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they  drink the  more they give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

 

'My  Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants  sometimes, so  he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years  old

 

'My  Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he  dances.
  One  time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lily, 7 years  old

 

'I  don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the  sausages on  the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years  old

 

'I  give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7  years old

 

AND  THE BEST RESPONSE

 

'My  Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my  father.
  Whenever  she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury  his   bone  down the street again, but that doesn't make any  sense.'

 

--Jack, 7 years

Thanks Ivan