My Birthday by the Numbers.

One day in November I will be:

 

24,040 days old 

          or

792 months old

         or

3,433 Mondays, old

        or

3,434 Tuesdays, old

        or

3,434 Wednesdays, old

        or

3,435 Thursdays, old

        or

3,436 Fridays, old

        or

3,434 Saturdays, old

       or

3,434 Sundays, old

 

I thought by crunching the numbers, I could possibly reduce my age

by manipulating the numbers to reveal a suitable, smaller number.

I tried multiplication, subtraction, quantum physics, etc.,

 

Ain't going to happen folks,  it is what it is - the numbers speak for

themselves ........I am old no matter which way I cut the numbers.

 

Thanks Joe Y