The Old Blind Socialist

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An old blind socialist wanders into a conservative bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Crown Royal.

 After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Steven Harper joke?'...

 The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 In a very deep voice, the guy next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a conservative with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a conservative with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 195-pound conservative with a black belt in karate.
4. The lady to your left is conservative and a professional weight lifter.
5. The guy to your right is conservative and a professional wrestler.

 'Now, think about it seriously, sir .... Do you still wanna tell that Steven Harper joke?'

 The old blind socialist thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

 'No ................... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

Thanks Kev H