JEWISH DIVORCE:

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

 

Her mother says.....

 

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 bedroom mansion You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away...

 

 

 

Over 45 cents?"

 

NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER !!!

 

Thanks Heidi