For all your Hutterite friends

Two Hutterites walk into a pet shop in Swift Current and
head directly to the bird section. Jacob, the Preacher,
says
to John, the Farm Boss, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks
if he can help them.

'Yeah, ve'll take four of dem little
budgies
in dat cage up der,' says John.

The owner puts the
budgies in a paper bag. Jacob
and John pay for the birds, leave the
shop and get into the colony van and drive over to the train trellis
bridge. From the top of the bridge, John looks down at the 200 -foot drop and
says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his
shoulders and jumps off the bridge. Jacob watches as John falls all the
way to the bottom.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal,
Jacob
shakes his head and says: 'Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous
fer me.'

BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE!

PART
TWO:


Moments later Isaac, the Hog Boss, arrives up on the bridge.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the
bridge carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the
other.

'Hey, Jacob, vatch dis,' Isaac says. He takes a parrot
from the bag and throws himself off the bridge. Jacob watches
as
halfway down, Isaac takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Isaac
continues to plummet until he hits the bottom. Jacob shakes his head and
says, 'Ya, und I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either.'

 

BUT WAIT!!!!.....

PART THREE:

Jacob is
just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Abe, the Chicken Boss,
appears. He's carrying an old potato sack out of which he pulls a
chicken -- one of those old layer hens. Abe then grasps the chicken by the legs
holds it over his head and hurls himself off the bridge and disappears
down and down until he too hits bottom.

Jacob shakes his head in sadness. 'First der vas John wid his
budgie jumping, den Isaac parrotshooting...... und now we've lost Abe
hengliding.

 

 

 

Thanks Ivan