BRITISH HUMOR

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! ___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. ________________________________________________FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. _______________________________________________________ COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. ________________________________________________________JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100. _____________________________________________________________WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie. ___________________________________________________________And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. (Statement of the Century)  ___________________________________________________________Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 


Thanks Pat