According to Einstein....

E=mc2    Einstein developed this remarkable formula:

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared...... A brilliant genius as we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined :

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light), it could be possible for you to sodomize yourself.  

Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age....

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Conservative